/*** * 這個公司沒有年終獎的,兄弟別指望了,也別來了,我準備辭職了 * 另外這個項目有很多*Bug* 你堅持不了多久的,拜拜! *//*** * 1只羊 == one sheep * 2只羊 == two sheeps * 3只羊 == three sheeps * 4只羊 == four sheeps * 5只羊 == five sheeps * 6只羊 == six sheeps * 7只羊 == seven sheeps * 8只羊 == eight sheeps * 9只羊 == nine sheeps * 10只羊 == ten sheeps * 11只羊 == eleven sheeps * 12只羊 == twelve sheeps * 13只羊 == thirteen sheeps * 14只羊 == fourteen sheeps * 15只羊 == fifteen sheeps * 16只羊 == sixteen sheeps * 17只羊 == seventeen sheeps * 18只羊 == eighteen sheeps * 19只羊 == nineteen sheeps * 20只羊 == twenty sheeps * 21只羊 == twenty one sheeps * 22只羊 == twenty two sheeps * 23只羊 == twenty three sheeps * 24只羊 == twenty four sheeps * 25只羊 == twenty five sheeps * 26只羊 == twenty six sheeps * 27只羊 == twenty seven sheeps * 28只羊 == twenty eight sheeps * 29只羊 == twenty nine sheeps * 30只羊 == thirty sheeps * 現在瞌睡了吧，好了，不要再改下面的代碼了，睡覺咯~~ *//*** * 程序員1（于2010年6月7日）：在這個坑臨時加入一些調料 * 程序員2（于2011年5月22日）：臨你個屁啊 * 程序員3（于2012年7月23日）：樓上都是狗屎，鑒定完畢 * 程序員4（于2013年8月2日）：fuck 樓上，三年了，這坑還在！！！ * 程序員5（于2014年8月21日）：哈哈哈，這坑居然坑了這么多人，幸好我也不用填了，系統終止運行了，you're died *//*** * For the brave souls who get this far: You are the chosen ones, * the valiant knights of programming who toil away, without rest, * fixing our most awful code. To you, true saviors, kings of men, * I say this: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, * never gonna run around and desert you. Never gonna make you cry, * never gonna say goodbye. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you. */
/*** * 致終于來到這里的勇敢的人： * 你是被上帝選中的人，是英勇的、不敵辛苦的、不眠不休的來修改我們這最棘手的代碼的編程騎士。 * 你，我們的救世主，人中之龍，我要對你說：永遠不要放棄，永遠不要對自己失望，永遠不要逃走，辜負了自己， * 永遠不要哭啼，永遠不要說再見，永遠不要說謊來傷害自己。 *//*** * Dear maintainer: * * Once you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine, * and have realized what a terrible mistake that was, * please increment the following counter as a warning * to the next guy: * * total_hours_wasted_here = 42 */
/*** * 親愛的維護者： * * 如果你嘗試了對這段程序進行'優化' * 下面這個計數器的個數用來對后來人進行警告 * * 浪費在這里的總時間 = 42h *//*** * When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing * Now, God only knows */
/***
* 寫這段代碼的時候，只有上帝和我知道它是干嘛的
* 現在，只有上帝知道
*/stop(); // Hammertime!// Autogenerated, do not edit. All changes will be undone.// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments
// 有時候我相信編譯器忽略了我所有的注釋/*** * I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will * have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets * released into the public. */// drunk, fix later
// 有點暈了，以后再修改// Magic. Do not touch.
// 麻雞。勿動。#define TRUE FALSE// Happy debugging suckers// I'm sorry.return 1; # returns 1/*** * Always returns true. */
public boolean isAvailable() { return false;
}<!-- Here be dragons -->
<!-- 前方高能 -->double penetration; // ouch
// 自行了解，不方便解釋// To understand recursion, see the bottom of this file
At the bottom of the file:
// To understand recursion, see the top of this file
// 想要明白遞歸須看文件末尾
到了文末
// 想要明白遞歸須看文件頂部/* Please work */// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.
// 你我都知道這代碼很爛
// 先不要罵我2B了，請先繼續往下看// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.
// 雖然我不知道為什么這樣管用，但它卻是修復了問題// If this comment is removed the program will blow up
// 如果刪了此處注釋程序就炸了
