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Today, our cat died. My husband and I had a touching bonding moment together. Our relationship has been strained for months, and I thought this could bring us closer. He decided to bring up politics. FML

我跟我老公已經冷戰了幾個月了，今天我們的貓死了，終于我們才第一次依偎在一起，我本來以為我們的關系可以就這么緩和了，結果丫居然跟我打著官腔說話。FML

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Today, I have the option of staying downstairs and having to listen to my father have sex with his girlfriend, or moving upstairs and having to listen to my brother's side of cybersex with his girlfriend. FML

作為一個青春期的少年，你們說我是在樓下偷聽我老爸跟他的小情人做愛好呢還是到樓上偷聽我哥哥跟他女朋友的網絡性愛。FML

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Today, marks yet another day when I've been threatened to be ruined with the words, "I know people in high places!" and had objects thrown at me at my workplace. I'm a hostess. FML

好吧，又被人威脅說要毀掉我的前途，有個員工今天在辦公室對我大喊大叫，還朝我扔東西，“老子認識好多你上頭的人。。。。”。可是老娘才是老板好不好。。。FML

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Today, I spent $900 in kayaks and accessories. Come time to put them on the rack, my wife suggested we put one side on the rack and the other in the bed of the truck, and despite my reservations, I went with it. They flew off on the highway less than half a mile. She won't admit responsibility. FML.

大家都知道告訴公路上是不能掉頭跟后退的，所以如果在高速上面不小心丟了東西，那么基本就是丟了，此為前提，今天我買了價值900美金（6000人民幣）的皮劃艇和配件（槳還有一個用來拉船方便的小輪車），本來我想把整個皮劃艇和小輪車都裝到皮卡上，但是我老婆說可以把輪子放在地上，然后把皮劃艇的一半放到皮卡的車箱，一半放到輪子上（看起來特別像一個拖拉機的樣子）當時我感覺特別的不妥，但是因為我老婆堅持，所以我也就這么干了。結果一上高速，不到辦理地，我的拖拉機就變成了兩節，皮劃艇跟著小輪車跑了，問題是我老婆還一直埋怨我，說這是我的主意。???FML。

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Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

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雖說我不是一個絕對嚴格的素食主義者，但是在我過生日的時候送我一包火腿（美國的火腿是那種烤過的豬后腿，全是肉）是幾個意思啊，感謝我可愛而迷糊的二貨老爸。FML

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